Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Gaia, Gore, and Green

“ Visitors to the Gaia Napa Valley Hotel and Spa won't find the Gideon Bible in the nightstand drawer. Instead, on the bureau will be a copy of ``An Inconvenient Truth,'' former Vice President Al Gore's book about global warming. [Grasp your crystals tightly and Enter]
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I  figure that anybody willing to stay at a hotel named "Gaia" anything has already taken the Hale Bop Comet ride, or committed Al Gore's writings to memory.  They sure as hell would never read a bible, so what's the point? 
5/01/2007 10:51:00 PM 9 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
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Anonymous said...

Rodger,
Thanks for this post, but heck, such a large portion of Cali is already Hale Bop saturated.....they probably cuffed up all Gideon Bible rep's at the front drive. Geeze, even the freaking Terminator swallowed the green pill.

"Soylent green is people." He just chooses not to define it that way.

5/1/07, 11:45 PM
Anonymous said...

I'll bet they don't wash their sheets or towel with Tide. In fact I doubt they use any detergent at all.

5/2/07, 1:29 AM
Anonymous said...

My opinion of this waterless urinal is the same as it was when I first heard about it.I believe a rock solid mineral deposit will precipitate out of the undilated urine and over time will completely close off the drain line.It will,of course, take a good amount of time,depending on the size of the drain pipe.This will necessitate the replacement of this drain.As to what problems very large amounts of pure urine will cause downstream,when these devices are universally implemented,I have no idea,but I can speculate that undoubtedly they will manifest themselves....With the Lefties and the MSM of the 'Brigade of the Environmemtal Heroes' leading the charge,we will no doubt,piss our way into a plumbers paradise.

5/2/07, 1:44 AM
Anonymous said...

What friggin insanity. These jerkwads need to be locked away so they won't harm themself. Idiots!

5/2/07, 5:33 AM
Anonymous said...

Hey Jack...Good to see you.

5/2/07, 8:24 AM
Anonymous said...

This is just more reason to allow Iran or North Korea to test their missiles, by aiming them at California. I mean there would be no real loss of intelligent life, because California is full of tofu sucking, tree hugging moon bats.

5/2/07, 9:21 AM
Anonymous said...

I confess, sometimes all this sunshine does make me giddy.

Casca

5/2/07, 11:21 AM
Anonymous said...

I can accept that this kind of nonsense goes on in Kali, but what really makes my mad is WinGreen ammo by Winchester.

Guns, ammo and car racing should be the last provinces of America which are forever out of the reach of barking moonbats.

I like burning gunpowder and gas and shooting lead ammo.

If Cheryl Crowe can wipe with 1 sheet and some filthy green hotelier can bathe to his satisfaction in 2 minutes, I don't care.

But guns, ammo and all types of auto racing need to be off limits.

5/2/07, 2:52 PM
Anonymous said...

molonlabe28, I hear you there... But how much do you want to bet, the Busch race in Frogland (Montreal) will attract moonbat protesters?

5/2/07, 3:38 PM

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