Saturday, May 19, 2007

Get a divorce

Today's Sewage

"The first thing we do is kill all the lawyers."  - Henry VI,

Well, all but one, ahem. I'm pretty sure Shakespeare had Chicago divorce specialists Fetman, Garland & Associates in mind. If it's possible to give lawyers a worse name than they currently enjoy, these jerkoffs have.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is the lawyer on the right. Most definitely not safe for work, wimmin, or chillens.

Anonymous said...

Simple Solution: Change the laws so that the lawyers can, and are encouraged to, sue all the other lawyers.

The immediate feeding frenzy would make a Great White Shark mating cluster look positively tame in comparison and within a decade we'd be without the scum....

Anonymous said...

alear,

WOW! Gunnery Sergeant Walden seemed a little too mellow. I think screech should have dropped the N bomb on him right there at the end, just to liven things up a bit. Then followed up by calling him "Baldy."
Now THAT would have been some fine entertainment... For the two seconds it would take for Gunnery Sergeant to leap over that table, dismember Screech, and eat his still-beating heart on live TV.

Damn. That guy could be the poster child for Lithium.

Anonymous said...

Lighten up. 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
Tim

MitchM said...

Alear, I don't understand. That jerk threatened screech first. I'd wait outside for that sumbeach with a baseball bat and straighten him right out. Gunnery Sergeant or not, he's a pr*ck. You may not like screech, I don't, but that jerk was way out of line threatening him. Screech should sue him. Sarc on the last line.

Anonymous said...

This is true: I don't know who are Sergeant Walden or Screech.
I do know Tim is underestimating.

Linda Sue O'Grady said...

For years, I have wondered... are all lawyers assholes or are all assholes lawyers?

MitchM said...

Alear, oh good, I was afraid i was missing something there.

MitchM said...

LindaSoG, I've heard of Christian Jews, maybe that would help me get into Israel. Oh, some lawyers are just people who are hungry for money and don't care what their actions cause... Oh, I guess that does make them assholes. I still think all cases should be tried without lawyers with only a judge, no jury. If the judge finds any way except in accordance with the law, you hang him. No legislating from the bench that way. At least not more than once.

Unknown said...

One of the major problems with this world...

Too Many Lawyers
-- and --
Not enough chum

It could be solved.......

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