Pissant enviros

Pissants

I fell asleep listening to XM comedy channel, so the computer was on and an email just pinged me awake at this godawful hour.  I did see this story first though -tis what sent me to seek refuge in something more traditionally, and intentionally  hilarious.in the first place. “ Children 'bad for planet' -HAVING large families should be frowned upon as an environmental misdemeanour in the same way as frequent long-haul flights, driving a big car and failing to reuse plastic bags, says a report to be published today by a green think tank. The paper by the Optimum Population Trust will say that if couples had two children instead of three they could cut their family's carbon dioxide output by the equivalent of 620 return flights a year between London and New York. -- blah-blah-blah ” That ought to wake up a few lower ranking jackboots in the green army. Some are too far gone.  Add to that screed today's 50 square, triple ply worthy dump taken by Sheryl Crow. “ ...  what terrifies me is not what we are ignoring about the state of our planet but the fact that we seem to have lost touch with our connection to the earth. We have risen to great heights of arrogance in our refusal to acknowledge that the earth is changing. - Huff&Puff ” No Sheryl, you ignorant slut, it is you who personify arrogance, by assuming godly powers, and grandiose hubris in believing your puny existence can effect environmental change. The footprint we, all gazillion of us collectively, will leave as testament to our presence here will be found in a pail of water. I don't care what your IQ is, or where you were schooled, as opposed to educated, which capacity you obviously do not possess; you and your comrades are stupid people who pose ten times the threat to our country, and world, than all the freon and cow farts ever produced.  The good news, Sheryl, is that your own legacy of  dazzling  numscullery will not survive even one day after your ashes are scattered into the wind. ZEE-freaking-RO. And don't act so smug Watson, that goes double for you. Sheesh.