Friday, May 18, 2007

testes-Testes

"Testes 0ne-two, Testes 0ne-two"


Conservative organizations that the Republican Party depends heavily on for fund raising and get out the vote programs have had enough.  "This election cycle national congressional candidates must prove they've got a pair," explained Trisha Van den Houten, of the consulting firm DeLay, Livingstone and Hyde. We have enough people without stones in our caucus, we don't want any more.  Does that mean incumbents must also "show and tell?"  It does, says Ms. Van den Houten.  "We're loaded with pussies like Trent Lott and Wayne Gilchrist.  We need to replace them. I mean, Gilchest doesn't even have a sack" 

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Extremely well said.

Anonymous said...

I used to think being conservative meant you HAD a set. Why have so many self-castrated, anyway?

Anonymous said...

You can't do any nut cuttt'n with a bunch'a steers. Hope Trish is right and they make the FNG's turn their heads and cough. Anybody with a set prolly won't want to be associated with such a chicken shit outfit.

Anonymous said...

Must have positive teste results: testiculos habet et bene pedentes.

Anonymous said...

Juice;

You were right. And still are. That's part of being conservative -- having the courage of your convictions. Those nutless wonders on the left flank of the GOP aren't conservatives. It's that simple. When John McCain, frex, says he is, he's lying. Pure and... well, simple.

M

Anonymous said...

Ah, yes, more about my favorite greek philosopher, Testicles.

Anonymous said...

Is this the male equivalent of the old "tits on the photocopier" party game?

Anonymous said...

"NUTS" Brig.Gen.McCauliffe at Bastogne,1944....One word is worth a thousand pictures.....Pelosi..Reid..Murtha you might want to remember that.

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