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Monday, June 11, 2007

Blonde Joke

Stories from Wilcoxon's Garage

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A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.." She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."

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Nice boobs too

Rodger the Real King of France 6/11/2007 06:54:00 PM 15 Comments

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15 comments:

Anonymous said...: It makes a mess if you don't have that 710. Don't ask me how I know.; 6/11/07, 7:02 PM
Anonymous said...: How many stars can I give for one joke? Too good. I laughed out loud and had to call sweetie to come see.
mary; 6/11/07, 7:16 PM
El Jefe said...: Ya' still owe me bourbon for the Milton DVDs, ya' stingy bastard!

Cheers!; 6/11/07, 8:18 PM
Anonymous said...: Here's one I just heard

A blonde hears that a milk bath is good for your skin. She leaves a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. Well, the milkman reads this and thinks she has made a mistake so he knocks on the door and asks her, "Did you mean 25 gallons?' and the blonde answers, "Yes, I want to take a milk bath." So the milkman says, "Do you want it pasteurized?" And the blonde says, "No, just up to my tits, I can splash it on my face."
MM; 6/11/07, 10:26 PM
Anonymous said...: "A blonde came in . . . ."

You do realize that is a racist joke. Could you have reasonably substituted the words "black", "Hispanic" or "Asian" and not expected a negative reaction? Of course not.

It's not OK to make racist jokes about blacks, Hispanics, Asians -- or whites.; 6/11/07, 11:16 PM
Anonymous said...: What?; 6/11/07, 11:49 PM
Rodger the Real King of France said...: Anything I "owed" El Jefe was paid.; 6/12/07, 8:37 AM
Anonymous said...: Two blonds walk into a bar...the third one ducked; 6/12/07, 9:48 AM
Anonymous said...: I owe El Jefe a set of Connections. They were done in the first week. I need to get them in the mail.; 6/12/07, 10:15 AM
Anonymous said...: chuck - a person with blond hair does not equate to any race or ethnicity. Any of your blacks or asians or hispanics could also be blond. Lighten up.; 6/12/07, 2:11 PM
Anonymous said...: a person with blond hair does not equate to any race or ethnicity.

Sure it does. Naturally blonde people are of white European descent. Queen Latifah, Christina Aguilera, and Lucy Liu may have blonde hair from time to time but their blond hair comes from a bottle not their genetic makeup.

I guess you have missed my point. Perhaps you can explain to me why it is taboo in this culture to tell racist jokes about blacks, Hispanics and Asians but it is perfectly acceptable to tell racist jokes about whites.; 6/12/07, 3:43 PM
Anonymous said...: Chuck - you missed my point. The joke doesn't say "a blond with familial ties to northern europe entered a bar...", rather it just says "blonds" which can be any member of any race (natural hair color or not), with the obvious play on blonds of any type lacking the same smarts as non-blonds.

Now if the joke went something like "a cracker-honkie-white trash bitch walked into a bar....." you might have an argument.; 6/12/07, 6:04 PM
El Jefe said...: To all,

Yes, that my joke (from my West 'By God' Virginia 'boy' Bubby).

Now, if we can't laugh at each other, then I don't want to know you.

PC is what I'm posting on right now.

So, for the sake of Chuckie and his ACLU buddies:

Q: What is the mating call of a blonde?
A: I'm sooooooo drunk!

Q: What is the mating call of a brunette?
A: Has the blonde left yet?

Q: What is the mating call of a redhead?
A: NEXT!!!

CHEERS!; 6/12/07, 7:30 PM
Anonymous said...: el jeffe, kiss my hairy white azz. :); 6/12/07, 8:14 PM
Anonymous said...: What's the mating call of the soft-fascist?

"It's not OK . . ."; 6/13/07, 12:52 AM

Monday, June 11, 2007

Blonde Joke

Stories from Wilcoxon's Garage

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