Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Golf

Lessons
“ A foursome of guys is waiting at the men's tee while another foursome of women is hitting from the ladies' tees.

The ladies are taking their time. When the final lady is ready to hit her ball, she hacks it ten feet. She goes over and whiffs it completely.

Then she hacks it another ten feet and finally hacks it another five feet.

She looks up at the patiently waiting men and says apologetically, "I guess all those fucking lessons I took over the winter didn't help."

One of the men immediately responds, "Well, there you have it, you should have taken golf lessons instead."
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Merrily
6/27/2007 11:53:00 AM 3 Comments

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BobG said...

That's a very strange grip on a golf club by that girl in the picture...

6/27/07, 2:38 PM
Anonymous said...

Here's my favorite golf joke

A grandfather, dad, and grandson have just found out their forth won't be able to make it a foursome. A beautiful woman steps up and says, "If you wouldn't mind, I'll join you. Just one rule, no golf advice please'' So the men all nod, sure, gorgeous gal, you bet.

So they play the round and the woman is having a great day. On the 18th. hole, shes got a tough 8 footer and if she makes it, she'll par. So she says, "I've never made par before, tell you guys what. The one of you that tells me the right way to play this putt, I'll take home, make you a great steak dinner and give you lovin' all night like you've never had''

So the youngest says, "There's a break about 4 feet down, hit a bit to left, the ball will curve back and drop right in" Dad says, "That's not right, the break is about 6 feet down, and it's very slight, plus the grass is playing slow, so you'll need a sharp hit barely to the left"

Grandpa walks over to her ball, picks it up and says, "Hell, that's a gimme."
MM

6/27/07, 6:59 PM
Anonymous said...

"Because it gives the handle a real good grip".

6/28/07, 12:19 PM

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