Famous Cheats |
 The All-Island Coconut Tree Race
is the equivalent of our Kentucky Derby. Getting the lead was all
important, and Ugulu seemed a certain winner. Unfortunately for
him, Ogamu-rau had three pigs and his second wife bet on Larry,now in
second place. Ogamu-rau was theTiger Woods of blowgunning.
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Ogamu-rau's hair has gone from 6" of burnt straw to 18" of burnt straw in the forty years since Charles Antell Formula 9 went off the market. Ashamed,pissed off, and resenting these newcomers to his exile island, he tries out his new 20mm blowgun on the interlopers.
Lt. Col. Gen. tailgunner dick.
Rodger, are you sure that's his blowgun?