Thursday, June 14, 2007

It's hard being a swamp drainer

Here's Swampy!


We all remember Speaker Hankey's promise to “drain the swamp” of the “culture of corruption” and create “the most ethical Congress in history.”  A major component of  her plan was to  require that congressional pork projects, called "earmarks," which are tacked onto all appropriation bills are identifiable. To that end she passed a  House Resolution  that required earmarks "be listed within the texts of applicable legislation next to the names of members who requested them, and therefore available to the public." 

So, how's that going Hankey?

The more than 32,000 earmarks requested in the Homeland Security spending bill have roiled the House this week, and now Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D.-Calif.) wants the word ‘earmark’ to just go away.

In a Tuesday press conference about appropriation bills, Pelosi said, “Why don’t we leave here today forgetting the word earmark?” She said they should be called “legislative directives” instead.


Well 'I'll be horn swaggled.  If you can't trust the Speaker of the House, who can you trust? What happened ?

House Appropriations Chairman Rep. David Obey (D.-Wisc.) said his staff was unable to print the earmarks into this year’s round of spending bills, however, because there were too many and it would take up too much of his staff’s time.

Oh, I see now. Draining the swamp is too hard. Does that mean you are going to cut and run from this war on swampy things?

It was at this point that Speaker Pelosi took back the podium and suggested that reporters forget the word “earmark.”

“This is legislative spending as opposed to executive spending,” she said. “And in the absence of legislative directives, you have appropriations bills that are totally dictated by the White House.”

She said “legislative directives” were a way for “members to come together, sometimes in a bipartisan way, to have the Congress of the United States determine what is in the appropriations instead of just leaving it up to the White House.”

Later, a senior Republican aide coyly said, “Maybe taxes can be re-termed ‘suggested government donations to avoid jail time’ or ‘mandated contributions for the common good.”


Town Hall via Free Republic

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Orwellian

Casca

Anonymous said...

1984 ways to get your pork rations.

Anonymous said...

You say pig, I say pork.
You say tomato, I say tomahto.
You say Hanky, I say Hillary.

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