But what about flogging? Can we flog her naked glistening flesh? |
| Some smart kookies |
 Their vast
knowledge of the law has me wondering whether these are Boalt Hall (Cal
Berkeley law school) students, or Ninth U.S, Appeals Court law
clerks? I think Paris will waltz out of the pen now
that Spiderman is on the case.
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"I think Paris will waltz out of the pen now that Spiderman is on the case."
MFW, Now THAT'S Funny!
Len-KC
Let's parse this a bit, shall we?
"Free Paris".
No thanks, did it twice last century, free yourselves this time.
"It's UnConstitutional To... "
The C and T should be lower case. Double jeopardy isn't mentioned in the constitution in any case.
"For The Same Crime ... "
You forgot the !
"!"
Oopsies, there it is. My bad.
"You can't add time to a sentence unless another law is broken!"
Listen up: France has broken every law of decency known to man or woman. Your entire country should be picked up and shaken, and then put on a space shuttle to the heart of the sun.
Fuck Paris, fuck France, and while we're at it, fuck Spiderman. But mostly France.
Oh wait, you're talking about some 'merican tart? Same difference.
For the life of me, I don't understand all this Paris enmity. She's a beautiful girl with a ton of money, who likes to have a good time. A win-win-win in my book, if there ever was one.
Casca
Yeh,that's Berkely...Spiderman's there casing the 'flys'.
good comments.
I got nutt'n.
Paris is not a very nice person.
Alear and I need to to drink a few beers together....
Man! You just wouldn't believe Bruce Willis would take a hand in this bullshit.
Well that is an idiot. She was not sentenced twice. The judge just insist she serve her original sentence which is reasonable.
Quote:For the life of me, I don't understand all this Paris enmity. She's a beautiful girl with a ton of money, who likes to have a good time. A win-win-win in my book, if there ever was one./Quote
Her head isn't flat, she doesn't own a liquer store...
Other than that, she does fit the profile of "Fun Date..."
To quote the Pat Daily song, "A rich,young dumb nymphomaniac..."
Paris ain't free...
but she is cheap.
Anonymous, you forgot three foot tall, no teeth and turns into a pizza at midnight. Good Morning Rodger! Happy Father's Day to everyone!
I have to admit I read all the way through that placard thinking "what happened while I was sleeping? Did the Muslims take control in France???"
What a relief to learn it's just news about some rich floozie's on-again-off-again prison term.
And think about this for a second. For most of us, being in jail for a month would SERIOUSLY screw up out lives. Probably lose our job, fall behind on bills, repossess a car, maybe lose the house, etc. Yet for Paris is just means for four weeks she can't drive to parties in a $500,000 car and show her %#&% to the camera. No room service. No shopping. But afterwards, the party goes on without interruption as if this whole event never happened. No long-term repercussions at all. Yet she bitches and moans as if her life is over and the useful idiots of the world (the same ones who watch The View, I'm sure) join in the chorus complaining about injustice. I am so tired of these idiots I can hardly stand it. I think, if Paris Hilton were stripped of her wealth and priviledge overnight and forced to live a modest, middle-class life in suburbia flyover country (a dream come true for 99% of the world! A lifestyle filled with comfort and luxuries unimaginable to the even the royalty of Europe a few hundred years ago!) she'd be dead in a month from suicide.
I used to stay in Hilton hotels because they were the best. Now, not another penny from me for the rest of my life. Screw 'em. I won't help support this soap opera. No more. Same goes with Heinz ketchup. Screw them, too.
--Jack
Roger, your commentary is hill-air-ree- usssss!!! "9th Circut Court Law Clerks"
Baaawwahahahahahhahhahaaahhaaaa
That is so right on. May I steal that from you? If not, I'll sic "Debbuh" on you.
Bwgahahahahahahaha
What happens in Paris, stays in Paris.
In 1944, "free Paris" meant something entirely different and important... funny how things come around, huh?
