Sunday, June 03, 2007

Let Vermont Go

Yay


Holy crap  Vermont wants to secede from the Union.

"The argument for secession is that the U.S. has become an empire that is essentially ungovernable -- it's too big, it's too corrupt and it no longer serves the needs of its citizens," said Rob Williams, editor of Vermont Commons, a quarterly newspaper dedicated to secession.

"Congress and the executive branch are being run by the multinationals. We have electoral fraud, rampant corporate corruption, a culture of militarism and war. If you care about democracy and self-governance and any kind of representative system, the only constitutional way to preserve what's left of the Republic is to peaceably take apart the empire."
 
JFC, let them, it's a win-win for the USA.  What will we lose? 
  1. Sen, Patrick Leahy
  2. Sen. Bernie Sanders
  3. Rep, Peter Welch
That's right.  We lose nothing, except three left-wing ratbastardcommies in Congress, and that's not a loss.  And WTF?  They think the country is being run by multi-national companies?  No, the country is being run by lawyers and judges, thanks in no small part to Mr. Leahy.   Hell, secede today so we can kick Harry Reid out of his Senate Majority chair.  Hoo-ahhhhh!

What the hell else does Vermont bring to the table?  Maple syrup and Christmas trees, and they'll still sell us all we want - they'll need the money.  Ben & Jerry's ice cream?  Nope, Ben & Jerry sold it to a multinational company (Unilever, PLC) Bwah-haaaaa

 We were gong to nuke you anyway.  Take all of New England with you while you're at it, especially Massachusetts.

USA!  UAS! USA!


12 comments:

Anonymous said...

There will be absolutely no civil war over this. Cya, wouldn't want to beya. ESPECIALLY MA, are you effing kidding me? Twofers baby.
MM

Anonymous said...

Yeah but NOW who do we bomb for practice? Didja think about that?

TFV

Rodger the Real King of France said...

Vermont. :)

Anonymous said...

Yep. Let them secede. Then declare war. Then issue letters of Marque.

Everyone important wins.

Anonymous said...

Let's see if Canada will swap us Alberta for Vermont. I'll bet they would.

We won't even have to change the number of stars on the flag.

Anonymous said...

I'm willing to pay a little bit more for my syrup. Other than that, is there a down side to this?

Anonymous said...

I think Casey Stengel would call this, addition by subtraction.

Casca

Anonymous said...

And the, for heaven's sake, SEAL THE BORDERS!

Anonymous said...

lso because of there insane support for any and all radical homosexual agenda's plus homosexual marriage the population will eventually go extinct. These people are insane. But they do not care because it will not happen in there life time.

Anonymous said...

They secede, we have American Civil War II and violently suppress the insurrection, then send all of our New York carpet baggers north-THEN we seal the borders....

Anonymous said...

As a current resident of Vermont (where I was born), I applaud every attempt for Vermont to secede from the United States. Then the country I have grown to love and respect will no longer have to put of with a filthy, stinking bunch of hippies, hicks, hayseeds and hillbillies. Tree-hugging climate reactionaries. Parasitic welfare bums. Drug-addled swine.

If you want to know what a lie looks like, you can either watch Loose Change or read Vermont Life magazine. This place is in the economic and cultural toilet. Good f***ing riddence to all the morons here! As for me, I'm out of this place in August. Too much time spent among a bunch of illiterate incense-burners.

Buh-bye!

Anonymous said...

Let 'em go...
but only after they buy their way out of the contract by reimbursing the US taxpayers for every friggin dime that was spent by the FedGov't in that State... and for the fair market value of every square inch of Federally owned property.

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