Study: Inkjet printers are filthy, lying thieves |
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Study: Inkjet printers are filthy, lying thieves |
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I HATE inkjets. Overpriced crap designed to wear out too fast.
Best technology purchase ever was a Dell 3100cn network color laser printer. Bought it through Dell's small business division @ $374 delivered (!!) and it's a BIG printer. 2 500-page paper trays, weighs about 75 lbs. Not exactly desktop, as it's designed to work in a small office rather than home, but it's so cheap to operate, i think it's the perfect home printer.
So far, I've printed a bit over 1500 pages over two years, and still has about 50% of the black toner cartridge, and approx 70% of the each color.
Wonder how many of those crappy $40 inkjet cartridges I would have bought by now...
In a RCOB moment several years ago, I HURLED my inkjet printer across the room for this very reason. It was always out of ink when I desperately needed to print something in a hurry. I bought a laser printer and settled for thousands of good, clean black and white copies (color laser jets were waaaay to expensive at the time). $374 for a color laser jet is a steal, I may have to go shopping soon.
That's funny, root! Women don't understand this, but sometimes a man just has to smash something. I think it must be genetic.
My Epson inkjet met it's end in the same way. I was pulling an all-nighter trying to get caught up on office work and get some charts ready for my Sr. Mgmnt Briefing and sure enough, the printer ran out of ink. No problemo... I installed two new cartridges (about $80 for three fluid ounces of ink which probably cost less than a dime to manufacture) and after printing about five pages, the printer beeped, said "Out of Ink. Please install a new color cartridge" and refused to go any further. I could see the damned ink but the printer refused to admit there was ink in the tank. I suspect "generic/refill" cartridges didn't have the right computer chip in them or something, so the asshats at Epson, protecting their profit margins, locked it out. CS'ers.
So at that moment, approximately 4am on a Tuesday night, I took my fist and smashed the shit out of that printer and flung the carcass into the garage. Not satisfied with the hundreds of plastic pieces which exploded off the frame when it hit the concrete floor, I went in and stomped it just to make sure. Man, that was satisfying!
And don't even get me started about the fancy-ass Siemens front-loading clothes washing machine I wasted a THOUSAND DOLLARS on last year. Supposedly a "high end" product -- lemme tell you what, it's complete shit and hasn't worked right from day one. Not that it's malfunctioning... it's more that the engineering is just deficient. When a $1000 washer won't handle a load of towels without 1)sudsing up and shutting down requiring me to take the towels out (spilling buckets of suds in the floor) then rinse them by hand in the sink (!!) or 2) vibrating so heavily on the spin cycle that it sounds like a helicopter hovering over the roof -- in six months it has introduced cracks in the drywall (!!!) or 3) claiming the drain is blocked when it is not, I'd say it's just f'ed up. I thought I was doing the right thing, buying a washer built in America (North Carolina, IIRC) but it's been nothing but trouble. I want my old Sears washer back. $279 and 15 years of not-a-single-problem-ever service.
Ahhhhh. I feel better now.
Anon: regarding the siemens, should've bought that extended warranty from visa or sears.
While we are talking about crap i bought a Craftsman lawnmower from Sears Thought it would be dependable because of there tools. Wrong it was a 400 buck pile of crap. I finally bought a Honda Self Propelled for my front yard. It is fantastic and cuts perfect. I do the back with a riding mower but want the front to look nice.
I just don't understand trouble with a Siemens product. Siemens is German. German stuff is the best. Always. It's made and designed by blond, blue-eyed Aryans.
Just ask the Porsche owner whose friend with the Chevy is giving him a lift from the service department to work this week.
Again.
Jack, you have separate mowers for your front and back yards? You da man! :)
The best printer that I've ever had was a Cannon [something]560. It was quick as shit, and the ink cartridges lasted a looong time. I've hadc several HPs that screwed me over, and my current Lexmark does the same BS as noted above...I have 50 pages of ink left when it says to replace the cartridges. I learned long ago--10 years, at least--not to believe the pop-ups.
Hardware hurdles that don't let you print any longer are execrable. I had one printer (can't remember what it was) that wouldn't let you print in all black/grey if you didn't have the color cartridge installed or full. BS! Rope, tree, &c.