Friday, June 15, 2007

Oy

An Observation


Kids with low self esteem like this girl  generally travel down one of two paths - goth devil worship, or moonbat political dickweed.  I think Slipknot is on the better path.I guess that's because goths who shove nails up their noses have the superior intellect within those parameters. 

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Mom?

Anonymous said...

I see a million of these a day at Walmart. 'Moonbat political dickweed' is a little harsh. They know more than us, don't you know Rodg?

Check the black nail polish, of course they're smarter than us.


Josh.

Anonymous said...

Is she just fat? Or is the slipknot for that poor unborn kid of its? Then again, what are the parents like, as always.

gregor said...

oh, my... at the risk of getting pummeled, I have to beg difference with the "goth" tag. that... thing in the picture most definitly isn't goth. not even sure it's of this earth. no goth I know would stoop to listen to someone like Slipknot. That's the metal head-banging hardcore dregs. I'm goth. I wear black nail polish on occasion. I dress "funny", I guess, depending on your taste... I'm Conservative. I've been trying to raise money to help support Fred T. with shirt sales on my blog. I'm one of the regular KisP commenters and sometime contributor. Hell, I'm here, ain't I ?
All kidding aside, no devil worship here, don't know any gothies who do, no nails up the nose, either. Maybe some snuff once in a while...
Beat away, folks...

Rodger the Real King of France said...

gregor yours is one of the more smartly written blogs I'm aware of. I was of course just being a smartass here and admit to knowing nothing at all about gothdom.

Anonymous said...

I'm blind!!

Anonymous said...

Be careful, Gregor.

being a Goth is just one short step away from becoming a ..... Mime.


At least you aren't an Emo ... my only advice for Emos is "Slit those wrists down, not across. Across is for show, down is for Go!"

LifeBeginsAt200MPH said...

First time my oldest daughter showed up looking half that bad in about 1994....all I had to do was give her and her mother The LOOK....never saw it again....there are a FEW American Men left.

gregor said...

Oh, I know, Rodger, I just love poking with the goth stick every chance I get.
Kristopher, when I get to be king (if Rodger ever retires) the first detention camps I set up will be for mimes... then the Dimmies... then clowns... actually, they're all pretty much the same when you think about it.

Anonymous said...

Rodge:

Gregor is correct about this. Slipknot is a combination of heavy metal and rap. It's one of the signs of the end days. With the way she looks she's probably a poser in that scene too!

Emerson
oldpunks.com

Anonymous said...

Well fellas I have passed by the 'thing' above several times in several days and have come to the conclusion that it is a guy...Probably a 'happie'.Whatever it is, it is prize winning spuggly.

Anonymous said...

Perfect place to put a pint of Pulsatilla.

Anonymous said...

I don't see a brow ridge ... it ain't male without one.

Anonymous said...

With all that lard, ys can't even detect a hip-bone ridge.

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