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scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
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Reminds me of Hugh Galloglass, the guy they made that Robert Redford movie about. Think it's called The Grizzly Man. The book is way better. I was raised on stories like that and Liver eatin' Johnson. Of course those stories were told around a campfire usually. You listened to one of those and tended not to wander out by yourself into the forest. Happy Independence Evening everyone! I pray everyone is safe and keeps all their fingers tonight.
And the 'bear' romance was preceeded by that quart of redeye whisky,no?
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Robert Redford movie - surely you mean "Jeremiah Johnson" then?
I don't have to out run the bear, I just have to out run you.
RIGHT OVER THEIR HEADS ROG, RIGHT OVER..."3 things to do to become a real Sourdough"
RAK
BTW;
Richard Harris was in the John Huston
Movie that was loosly based on Hugh Glass and his epic adventure.
That Commie Rerdford was in the Jereimiah Johnson film and didn't eat one damm liver- I was So disapointed.
Gene Moe, a REAL Sourdough took on a Brown bear with his 3" Buck knife a strong left hook and a prayer on his lips.
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I remember that joke; only I originally heard it years ago about an ugly Rottweiler.