Monday, July 16, 2007

Beach Sneak

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14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Mooooove over girls, Teddy's beached himself again.

Anonymous said...

You girls better get oughta that sun. Those ultra-violet rays are gonna turn your hides into shoeleather.

BlogDog said...

The masochist misunderstood "sea cows" as "seek ows." But the crawl across the broken shells on the beach was rewarding nonetheless.

Anonymous said...

"Hey! Aren't supposed to be 72 virgins?"

Anonymous said...

Thinking he had spotted a herd of seals, The "swimmer" jumped the shark.

Smokey Bonz

Anonymous said...

While Stellar's Sea Cow receives all of the media attention, Jersey Sea Cows are a spectacle unto themselves, says ethno-biologist Bill Clinton, seen in the photo above creeping up on Jersey Sea Cows in heat.

K-nine said...

Sorry, all I could think of was "Bay of Cows"

Anonymous said...

Bossy and Elsie were dicussing the merits of Darwinism versus Intelligent Design when they were rudely interrupted. " It's that teat nibbler Jim Webb!", sighed Elsie. "He's playing sea louse again.", said Bossy "Let him start suckling and I'll flop him where he balms his bag.".

skh.pcola said...

Elmer, the retired Navy SEAL, attempts to crash Elsie and friend's beach party via infiltration from the sea.

Anonymous said...

Cowabunga, dude!

Anonymous said...

Things were going swell at the girls beer party on the beach, til they got sand in their schlitz.

Anonymous said...

"Stalking the elusive Double Whopper"

Anonymous said...

Elmer, the shipwreck's only survivor, thought it best to blend in with the locals, until the cattle truck arrived at the abattoir.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

Anonymous said...

After surviving the shipwreck and finding himself alone on a deserted island, Captain Fred decided to quit being a strict vegitarian.

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