Curmudgeonly & Skeptical presents Boned Jello: Don'r hurt us

Sunday, July 29, 2007

Don'r hurt us

What you get by mixing Brown with yellow

something close to diarrhea

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MI5 'is keeping bomber alive'

SEVERELY burned Glasgow Airport attack suspect Kafeel Ahmed is being kept alive on the orders of MI5, senior police sources have told Scotland on Sunday.

Ahmed has third degree burns to 90% of his body and virtually no chance of surviving but insiders claim the security services are keeping him alive to avoid a backlash from radical Muslims.

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The 'Yellow Submarine' appears to have sunk.

Rodger the Real King of France 7/29/2007 06:27:00 AM 15 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
Argus Hamilton

15 comments:

Linda Sue O'Grady said...: I gotta say Rodg... its okay by me. Third degree burns over 90% of his body likely means that the other 10% is covered with second and first degree burns, and that hurts, that hurts a lot.

As long as he's alive, it would be nice if someone came along every 30 minutes or so, shook the bastard awake and asked "so... how's that jihad working out for you asshole?"; 7/29/07, 7:20 AM
AnnoyedOne said...: They're stopping him from getting his 72 virgins? Bastards ;-); 7/29/07, 7:22 AM
MitchM said...: LindaSoG, totally with you on that one. If they are actually treating him it involves scrubbing the skin off the burn areas too. Probably the very worst thing a human being can endure. I keep telling people that God has a sense of humor.; 7/29/07, 9:14 AM
Anonymous said...: Be even better if, when they went to change his dressings, they gave him a hot salt-water bath afterwards!!!; 7/29/07, 10:07 AM
Anonymous said...: Is this the guy with the achy balls, too? He's just in a world of hurt, isn't he? Oh well.

Over at the American Spectator, H. Colebatch thinks that the Brits are perhaps finally fed up with the Islamic menace. Of course, they still have to contend with the dhimmi Lib-Brit bureaucracy, though. A bunch of damn leftard Piglet-haters. DD; 7/29/07, 10:17 AM
Anonymous said...: Forgot the link to the AS piece by Colebatch:

http://www.spectator.org/dsp_article.asp?art_id=11789

DD; 7/29/07, 10:18 AM
Rodger the Real King of France said...: What bent my joint Linda was the reason for keeping him alive ... so as not to anger Britain's Muslims. I'd put his head on a pike on London Bridge, and let it rot for all to see.; 7/29/07, 10:42 AM
Anonymous said...: LindaSoG,Ha!!!
If I was the nurse I'd shake'em awake and say, look I gave you a Tylenol. We don't want to over medicate.; 7/29/07, 11:46 AM
Anonymous said...: Rodger we can still do that- after he's suffered enough. This can be a win-win!

TFV; 7/29/07, 1:01 PM
Anonymous said...: How about someone comes along every hour and says, "Tell us everything we want to know, and THEN we'll let you die!"; 7/29/07, 1:08 PM
Linda Sue O'Grady said...: Okay, Rodg, I see your point, but M15's reasoning seems bass-ackwards to me.

You'd think them british extremists would want him dead, he's a martyr right? and he has to croak to get to heaven. instead, he's here and suffering.

but then again, when it comes to moslems, everything is bass-ackwards, ain't it?; 7/29/07, 1:50 PM
Anonymous said...: All evidence to the contrary aside, the British are a very pragmatic peope. Regardless of their stated reason for keeping the meatsack,er, I mean individual, alive, Mr. Stephens might not be to far off the mark. At least I hope so.
embycil; 7/29/07, 5:58 PM
Timbeaux said...: Let him linger, just no morphine.; 7/29/07, 7:05 PM
Rodger the Real King of France said...: 1) With third degree burns there is no pain ... no nerve endings left.

2) He's on life support - not conscious. Prolly dreaming f boinking his blonde nurse.

Nope, head on a pike and laugh at the outrage.

.; 7/29/07, 9:35 PM
Anonymous said...: I really believe that it would be in this poor mooslim's best interest to use the grafting of pig skin to aid in his speedy recovery.
We want to help him get better, don't we?
Chuck from Tacoma; 7/30/07, 12:58 PM

Sunday, July 29, 2007

Don'r hurt us

What you get by mixing Brown with yellow

MI5 'is keeping bomber alive'

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