Monday, July 02, 2007

Today's Chump

DNC Brain Trust

Whenever a Kos Kid titles a post “Hey Idiots...” you can be sure you’re about to read something mind-bogglingly stupid: Daily Kos: Hey idiots: the terror attacks prove OUR point, not yours.

If you don’t want to risk losing hair or IQ points by subjecting your brain to this tripe, here’s the LGF Digest Condensed Edition:

* Get out of Iraq, and the bombings will stop. Give ‘em what they want and they’ll leave us alone.

* Install cameras everywhere and watch everyone 24/7 like they do in the UK. But don’t use wiretapping or other Bushitler methods.

* Work on the socioeconomic conditions, “battle of ideas,” etc. etc.

* “Go after” Osama bin Laden. (I have no idea what that’s supposed to mean.)

* Rely on blind luck. It’s proven effective. (Yes, really.)

* You’re idiots, and we’re not.
LGF

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

ARGH! I thought you said I could keep my hair and brain cells if I read this digest! Promises, promises.
mary

Anonymous said...

Yeah..But nobody knows how to throw a party like Ronnie Reagan.

Anonymous said...

Wish he was around to throw a 'religion' (Islamocrap)

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