Tuesday, August 14, 2007

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Clean keys-clean loco

Anonymous said...

I have forbidden, in perpetuity, my wife's use of the sentence opener "Where's my ________"

Over the years I've spent hundreds of hours looking for her

keys
glasses
purse
watch
rings
cell
hoohahs
jewjaws
gimcracks
whatchamacallits
thingamajigs
goddammits

One time I found her glasses BEHIND the washing machine. Car keys in the trash. Cellfone in the microwave. Receipt book in the freezer.

Sheeeesh! If I could have all the time back I've spent tossin the place for shit she put down and couldn't remember where, I'd outlive both my grandfathers by half a century.

Anonymous said...

And Eros......you're STILL married?

It's a wonder you've not lost your sanity.

Desert Cat said...

Ah yes, nothing like a little passive aggression to kindle the fires of love.

Thank you for the painful reminder of way too many moments just like that one...

John Burgess said...

Interesting, Eros Total. It's usually a manifestation of 'male pattern blindness'.

Anonymous said...

I've gotten into the habit of noticing where my wife has dropped all of the odds and ends et mentions, just so I can "find" them later. OldeForce

Anonymous said...

ET, I know you and I can't believe you fell for that. Tell your wife she's an ace! Clap clap clap!

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