"Don't run with that in your hand!" - Mom |
You'll poke your eye out! |
scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
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Your typical Minnesota Twins fan.
"You grabbed your sister's fork and now you're stuck with it".
Never heard of breathe right strips?
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
Give him a break - the kid just had the tine of his life.
I'm sure his first word was "FORK!"
hey kid, if you wanted to pick your nose, couldn't you have just used your finger?