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scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Global Idiocy |
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"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
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I think I'm going back to the workbench to develope a animal anal belch scrubber. After I make my billions, I'm going to buy a property across the street from John Edwards, invite all the poor people in the south and have a party for 30 days and 30 nights.
Maybe the PETArds can offset the carbon footprints of these poor meeses by committing suicide?
One dead PETArd offsets one moose.
I think I will do my part to prevent global warming by whacking a moose w/ my .300 Win Mag.
Do you realize how many hundreds of millions of dollars are being lavished on "scientists" worldwide to measure such things as moose gas and reach such imbecilic conclusions? And that millions of people simply accept these insane extrapolations now as "proven fact?"
I want to know more about the study. How many mooses farted into bags for the researchers? Are they sure the mooses weren't just playing the moose version of "pull my finger?"
These people ARE demented. DD