Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Norwegain Moose Belch Horror

Global Idiocy


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Experience tells me that the phrase "Norway is concerned," as used here, is actually the fanciful notion of some leftard popinjay employed by the Norwegian media.  The upside to all this idiocy, however, is another case of the left cannibalizing itself.  Goreons gleefully anticipate that "an estimated 35,000 are expected to be killed in this year's moose hunting season," which ought cause  the animal and gun wacko branches of Liberal, Inc. to reach for their own group-approved weaponry.  We can look forward to mass strangulations by pantyhose, perhaps.  USA-UAS-USA!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think I'm going back to the workbench to develope a animal anal belch scrubber. After I make my billions, I'm going to buy a property across the street from John Edwards, invite all the poor people in the south and have a party for 30 days and 30 nights.

Anonymous said...

Maybe the PETArds can offset the carbon footprints of these poor meeses by committing suicide?

One dead PETArd offsets one moose.

Anonymous said...

I think I will do my part to prevent global warming by whacking a moose w/ my .300 Win Mag.

Anonymous said...

Do you realize how many hundreds of millions of dollars are being lavished on "scientists" worldwide to measure such things as moose gas and reach such imbecilic conclusions? And that millions of people simply accept these insane extrapolations now as "proven fact?"

I want to know more about the study. How many mooses farted into bags for the researchers? Are they sure the mooses weren't just playing the moose version of "pull my finger?"

These people ARE demented. DD

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