Sunday, August 12, 2007

Techno AWK!

 OMG! Just what I wanted.


“So, you’re done fooling around with your real doll  and want to settle down with a nice synthetic woman and start a family?  Well, here’s just the thing for you. Her name is Noelle and she’s a birthing simulation mannequin. Now I warn you, the images contained herein are a disturbing look at what happens when a man loves $20,000 worth of silicon and servos too well.

Before you go plunking said 20k down, you should see what you, as the proud father to be, are getting. Well, lets see what we have in the box. 		”
Tim
8/12/2007 07:54:00 PM 4 Comments

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Anonymous said...

thanx, I'll pass
MM

8/12/07, 9:36 PM
Anonymous said...

Fascinating!

One fine point, however: Perhaps the technique has changed in the past 20 years, but based on my training, the episiotomy closure as demonstrated is being done incorrectly. The incision should be closed from the lateral to medial. (And I would argue an incision of the depth demonstrated in this model, or trauma from a non-episiotomitric birth, would require an additional strata of sutures but regardless it's being done "backwards" which could lead to improper or prolonged healing.

Hey, if we're going to have a cathartic mudbath, it might as well be a technically ACCURATE mudbath, especially when talking about birthin' the younguns!

--Jack

8/13/07, 12:40 AM
Anonymous said...

I'd refer her to a dermatologist... those liver spots look suspicious!

8/13/07, 12:54 AM
Anonymous said...

eh, her legs are kinda skinny. I was fine up to the episiotomy incision. I'll let Jack drive from there.

Casca

8/13/07, 9:51 AM

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