Abu Youssef Killed

What's the difference between a truckload of dead Islamo fascists and a truckload of eggs?

You can't unload eggs with a pitchfork

Breaking news: Al-Absi, leader of Fatah al-Islam is dead “  Beirut - Shaker Youssef Al-Absi , the fugitive leader of the Fatah al-Islam militants was killed today as he was trying to flee the Nahr el Bared Palestinian refugee camp in north Lebanon. Jordanian prosecutors say al-Absi, who is also known as Abu Youssef, sent money raised by al-Zarqawi through intermediaries to the Jordanian cell that killed the American diplomat, Laurence Foley. Al-Absi also arranged to train militants in Syria on weapons and explosives, according to Jordanian military court documents. Unlike traditional Palestinian militants like Hamas and Islamic Jihad, al-Absi has for years been interwoven with the al-Qaida-linked militant underground, reportedly visiting Iraq and Afghanistan (Shhh, don't tell democrats) and associating with al-Zarqawi, one of al-Qaida's most brutal leaders. [Full Story] ”