This is one of those snarky
regional things that elude me entirely. Annapolis (MD)
residents are
so smugly insular that leaving the city to shop is such a
horrifying a
prospect that, well, they just don't. Several years ago developers
looked at the area's demographics, and saw success for the proposed
Marley Station Mall. They built it. Unfortunately, Marley
Station is in Glen Bernie, a nearby suburb, and, as such, way too
icky to Annapolitans, a large chunk of the prospective clientèle. Today
it's nearly a ghost town; the stores - the same stores - having
migrated to Annapolis malls.
Annapolitans wear those flu-masks
when attending athletic events in Cape St. Claire or Pasadena, and won't pee until they
can pull off onto Rowe Blvd. Don't get me wrong.
Annapolis a nice city, with a harbor that's about 10 times more
charming than San Francisco's, and without the carnival midway
atmosphere. But, property is way inflated, given that
the city's school system seems to have been modeled on the District of
Columbia's. Mothers work to pay the tuition so the kids can
attend St. Mary's, or any of the myriad private schools that
cater to the well heeled. I know you're wondering, and yes, the
city government is comprised of
them
. Democrats who are genetically incapable of effectively
governing anything, and whose parents, I suppose, eschewed St.
Mary's. Think I'm guilty of hyperbole?