Curmudgeonly & Skeptical²

“

This blog is directed at those in the conservative movement who find my existence grotesque. You know who you are. You are the people that do not know how to get from point A to point B without being led around by the nose. You are the people who might be able to recite Jefferson, Madison, Washington and other founding fathers but cannot understand what you are quoting and the meaning of those words. " J.J. Jackson

”

" I don't think I've ever met a Liberal whom I didn't like on a personal basis. That said, if your goal is to change minds and influence people, it's probably not a good idea to begin by asserting that virtually all elected Democrats are liars. But what the hell."

	Prayer for friends needing one
		Terrific stock and custom leather holsters, and you name it. 100% American by a 100% American
Prescription Machine Gun For Better Mental Health	Latest Mark Levin Show	Latest Rollye James Show	Free Juke Box	Wonder prolly makes the vitamins you're using now. Been using for 4 years. All fish oils are molecularly distilled. CLICK

Our Position on Obama's Election
The person you call President Obama ... ."
Who piloted 9-18 plane?
You Want Me On This Wall
Obama's First 100 Days
When TSHTF
Red Diapers"
Why Jon Stewart Is All the Rage
We Now Have A Total Gangster Government

Saturday, September 22, 2007

Actual excerpts from classified sections.

“

** Illiterate? Write today for free help.

** Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.

** Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

** Stock up and save. Limit: one.

** Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.

** For sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

** Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home too.

** Vacation Special: have your home exterminated. Get rid of aunts. Zap does the job in 24 hours.

** Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.

** Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first.

** Wanted: Hair cutter. Excellent growth potential.

** Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.

** And now, the Superstore - unequalled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivalled inconvenience.

** We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home

”

Labels: Fun

| E-MAIL Real King of France at 9/22/2007 08:38:00 PM PERMLINK Classified Back Link (4) |

HOME

Comments:

"And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music." ~Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Land of the Empire Builders,
Land of the Golden West;
Conquered and held by free men,
Fairest and the best.
Onward and upward ever,
Forward and on, and on;
Hail to thee, Land of Heroes,
My Oregon.

Land of the rose and sunshine
Land of the summer's breeze;
Laden with health and vigor,
Fresh from the Western seas.
Blest by the blood of martyrs,
Land of the setting sun;
Hail to thee, Land of Promise,
My Oregon.

You're welcome.

# posted by

OregonGuy : 1:07 AM EDT

Oregon my Oregon - I can't get it up!

# posted by

B....... : 10:08 AM EDT

These from Jay Leno:
"For Sale: Braille Bible. Must see to appreciate."
"Charcoal Briquettes Destroyed By Fire!"
GrinfilledCelt

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:18 AM EDT

sounds like that desk is just right for Hillary...

# posted by

gregor : 10:30 AM EDT