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Disturbing Intel

“ SECRET MEMO To Rodger: From:TFV In my capacity as Barn Army Samurai Attorney General I've been keeping an eye on Google.  Despite our agreement that they would not overfly the Barn, they have.  Now even the Canadians can monitor our activities, let alone Berkeley, Vermont and Seattle.  I say nukem. TFV Samurai Attorney General ” It became immediately obvious to me that we must cover the barnyard with camo-netting, which search led to another bit of disturbing news.  Those ratbastard Vermonters have their own Army - and a freaking NAVY!  We must act now.  If 1,000 of you will chip in, say, $1000 apiece, we can nuke all these rat bastards mañana.  But you have to act now.  Operators are waiting.  Grrrr.