Many of you know that I am quite an inventor, so when the
10 Most Brilliant Inventions of 2007
were announced, and despite not being apprised of my inclusion - well
lightning can strike, right? Not. The bastards ignored me once again (
Note to self: Start calling Bush a war criminal).
It is true that my automatic stamp
moistener will have less impact now that the U.S. Postal Service
cold-cocked me with self adhesive stamps, but hope springs
eternal. My first thought was to re-market it as a sex toy,
but that industry is controlled by organized crime, and they'd just
take it without paying and prolly
off me, so what the hell. I
have more ideas though. Developing hard.
