Cousin Tim sent me this WQAD "
Select a candidate"
questionnaire that has some actual utility. No touchy-feely
factors here, just straight forward position by position analysis. I was surprised by the results. My top two were Hunter
and Thompson, but look at this. Rudy edged out Joe Biden by
a mere 7 points. Of course we know who brought up the rear, don't we? That gives it even more utility. In fact, in lieu of the
new immigration test,
I propose substituting this one. If Hillary and Obama appear in
the top 5, then not only is citizenship denied, but guilty foreigners
are dispatched to a volcano hole before the can further muck up our
gene pool the way Scandinavians have in Minnesota.