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scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Monday, October 29, 2007
Sperm
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Let's look at that number.
99.999% effective is the same as 1 in 100,000. Now consider that there are about 6.6 Billion people in the world, pretty much all conceived by conventional means. You can also add those who have died in the last 2,000 years or so.
Against this we have one Annunciation.
You can also consider the apocryphal story of the woman who was impregnated by a bullet which passed through the testicle of a Civil War soldier, and the girl who won a lawsuit claiming she got pregnant while swimming in a public swimming pool.
Still, I'd say the real odds are far better than 99.999%. - 10/29/07, 10:49 PM
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I love the roll over Roger, Gonna have to sue my Doc over the Doctor/patient confidentiality thing though...
RAK - 10/30/07, 1:27 AM
- pdwalker said...
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Hey Rodge,
I guess it is true, there is always some dick in the audience trying to screw the punchline. - 10/30/07, 12:39 PM
- -blessed holy socks, the non-perishable-zealot said...
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Let's skip withe pic of our Mum.
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God bless you.
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tok2me - 10/30/07, 2:21 PM