Friday, October 05, 2007

A waste of all that garlic ...

It's so hard to find good help


Howard made me laugh just now. I mean for reallies.  Not being snide here boss.  I like Howie.

They are really obscene and an insult to my stupidity.  Would you have ever posted the "Jew bastards" captions?  Would you have ever posted the dirty underwear?  Or any one of ten or so posts.  You have a talent, a talent to be absolutely tasteless but in a tasteful and funny manner.  I don't think your humor or satire can be duplicated by any of us.  Why not shut that site down to all but you?  An occasional Schultz is better than ten shit postings by your surrogates.

Howard visit me at Oraculations.blogspot.com


I don't do guest bloggers, so - uh, that would be me.  But, I don't blame Howie for being offended by the ''jew bastard,'' quote that I failed to attribute to Her Filthiness.

No.  On second look, there it is.



Maybe I should have used some of the quotes where she and His Filthiness called people niggers

Would I ever have posted the "dirty underwear" deal?  Yes.  Yes I would.  Made me laugh,  No wait.

Okay, that's lame.  You caught me.  I was protecting guest blogger Hazel Smegma (she sounded so sweet and sexy during the phone interview).

Damn you Hazel, you're fired!  Sorry Howard.

8 comments:

Cracker Barrel Philosopher said...

I think "Hazel" should get her money back for the sex change operation. Failing that she could always hire John Edwards to emote on her behalf in court.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like something they sell at a little sex shoppe in San Fransisco......6 oz.jar..grade A..Hazel Smegma."Be Ready For The Gay Pride Day Parade" Waftenfarfelnugen

Anonymous said...

Pasteurized Process. Hazel. Vanilla, or snappy Jalapeno.

Anonymous said...

Rodgie, you're on a controversial roll this week. coolness. I'd like to add my personal complaint regarding this post:
I clicked on the dirty underwear link hoping to find more of your tasteful humor, but holy sh**, dead end. WTF??

Rodger the Real King of France said...

did you click the pic? Tasteless, maybe (I didn't try it, but a moneymaker. ...

Anonymous said...

I remember the Jew Bastard comment by Hillary directed toward there campaign manager The Toe Sucker and he revealed it on the air. There is no doubt in my mind he was telling the truth.

Anonymous said...

Although my comment was in jest that the, I assumed it referred to HillBilly donating his used underwear as a charitable tax write off. sheez. The moneymaker link? Paper weight reminders of the Clintons?

Anonymous said...

It just keeps getting better: because of Howie's complaint I had to go look at the link:
"For a limited time, One FREE Regular size piece of Fake Dog Poop will be sent with your order !!!" really stands out as quite a deal.
Thanks, Roger.
RAK

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