| EVEN MORE PERFETCTED Ann Coulter, "Like Buttah" |
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Leah Kauffman calls Ann Coulter a "whore," and "hater," among other things, in her Perfected: The Ann Coulter Song, which I think is pretty funny coming from the official "party of hate." Anyway, I fixed it a little. |
Word has it that Bill Clinton is hot for Leah.
Ole Bill. Always looking to get leah'd.
Leah Kauffman? Never heard of her before, but her nasal near-monotone chanting singing style is ultimately forgettable. It's indistinguishable from the "open mic nite" at nearly any college-town bar or the protracted self-indulgent pityparty songs every 13 year old girl writes about their tragic life.
So I gather from this little tune that she despises Ann Coulter. Envy is an interesting emotion. How curious it is that Ms. Kauffman depends on Ann's fame for her own success; she needs Ann in order to attract attention to herself. Perhaps Leah is simply afraid of Strong Women?
Speaking of whch, Leah reminds me of the Bearded Lady at the circus in that she's merely a sideshow attraction. However, I fear she's confusing attention with fame. (Private note to Leah: "Honey, just because people line up to see you, it doesn't mean they're attracted".)
And speaking of professions, I think Leah should stick with waitressing. At least then I could leave her a tip which doesn't include the phrase "stop singing forever."
--Jack