Saturday, November 03, 2007

Fun With Lips

What is a kiss?
By academic discipline

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“Prof. of Computer Science:
A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte.

Prof. of Algebra:
A kiss is two divided by nothing.

Prof. of Geometry:
A kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines.

Prof. of Physics:
A kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

Prof. of Zoology:
A kiss is the interchange of unisexual salivary bacteria.

Prof. of Physiology:
A kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicular ors muscles in the state of contraction.

Prof. of Dentistry:
A kiss is infectious and antiseptic.


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Prof. of Accountancy:
A kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

Prof. of Economics:
A kiss is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply.


Prof. of Philosophy:
A kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.

Prof. of Engineering:
Uh, What? I'm not familiar with that term.
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11/03/2007 11:43:00 PM 2 Comments

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2 comments:

Timbeaux said...

Aww, don't sell us engineers short. Kisses get studied in statics, but things get really interesting in dynamics, and downright addictive in fluids.

11/4/07, 7:57 PM
Anonymous said...

Rollover has something you don't see everyday...You know. The chin ring.

11/5/07, 8:21 AM

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