Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Nail Clippers

The brain that never rests

Whilst deep in a flu induced coma, my mind was still able to conjure this invention. I'm giving title to Juice as a Christmas present.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Now THAT'S the kind of ingenuity that made the Great Plains the bread basket of the world....You've inspired me to envision a 'four bay toe jammer'!

Rodger the Real King of France said...

USA-UAS-USA!

Anonymous said...

Adjustable for toe length and left or right! Beautiful! Now, add a long actuator handle (think cane) so I don't need to bend over to use it and I'll take two.
Lt. Col. Gen. tailgunner dick

Anonymous said...

I am honored, Sir. Now, in all fairness, I'll grant you title to my invention. I awoke yesterday morning in mid thought of this~~a pet boutique item. It's a litter box with surrounding sides that appear to be the Roman Colosseum. Anyone who's ever been there knows the place is swarming with cats. So? Whadda ya think? You likey?

Rodger the Real King of France said...

I don't deal with cats much. :)

Anonymous said...

Kitty Litter Kolloseum - Oh yeah. A certain type customer will jump all over that. Niche marketing and all. Go for it Juice.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

Anonymous said...

Thanks Tailgunner for the niche comment. I've always believed if you want to make money, go where the money is. And there ain't no bettah money than spoiled pets. :)

Anonymous said...

I'm waiting for the electric asswipe.

Anonymous said...

Hey Rodger, you done with that floor sander? Jim-prs needs to borrow it.

Anonymous said...

Here is the manual version.

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