Quantem Theory

Problem Parallel Parking

Throw dem troubles away Vaporize a democrat today!

“ If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge ”   Silent Cal is among my favorite presidents because of  that laid-back attitude.  Due to exigencies of today's politics, it's a nearly impossible leadership style to emulate.  The media, for example,  adored Jimmy Carter for micro managing every aspect of government (even scheduling White House tennis court use), while portraying his successor Ronald Reagan as a lazy gooftard,  for his sang-froid during real crisis.  Carter created mountains and mountains of trouble; Reagan rid us of  nearly all.  But wait, this is not just another opportunity for me to boorishly proclaim that liberal democrats are meddling assholes who, more often than not, create problems where none existed, and ignore real ones through cowardly ineptitude.  No, this is a time for science to do that. “ Forget about the threat that mankind poses to the Earth: our activities may be shortening the life of the universe too. The startling claim is made by a pair of American cosmologists investigating the consequences for the cosmos of quantum theory, the most successful theory we have. Over the past few years, cosmologists have taken this powerful theory of what happens at the level of subatomic particles and tried to extend it to understand the universe, since it began in the subatomic realm during the Big Bang.     Cosmologists claim by observing dark energy the universe has been nudged closer to its death But there is an odd feature of the theory that philosophers and scientists still argue about. In a nutshell, the theory suggests that we change things simply by looking at them and theorists have puzzled over the implications for years. They often illustrate their concerns about what the theory means with mind-boggling experiments, notably Schrodinger's cat in which, thanks to a fancy experimental set up, the moggy is both alive and dead until someone decides to look, when it either carries on living, or dies. That is, by one interpretation (by another, the universe splits into two, one with a live cat and one with a dead one.)  - [ Mankind 'shortening the universe's life'] ” While this theory focuses on the effect astronomer's "thoughts" may have, the same physical law must also apply to other creations - like the "mad caused" environmetal crisis.  It's an accepted fact of life that, while not all busy-body, pessimistic, envious, spineless prevaricators are democrats, all democrats are all of that, and worse.  Democrats love discord, class envy, and continued crisis, so they persistently cause them to be created.  Every problem we have in this great nation of people is created by their existence.  EVERY! But wait, there's a solution. “ But the bad is that quantum theory says that whenever we observe or measure something, we could stop it decaying due what is what is called the "quantum Zeno effect," which suggests that if an "observer" makes repeated, quick observations of a microscopic object undergoing change, the object can stop changing - just as a watched kettle never boils. ” Which describes my groundbreaking work HERE, where there are no Kennedy's because Joe Sr. died in 1905,  Chuck Schumer was executed, Hillary Rodham manages a Goodwill outlet, and Bill Clinton owns a car wash.  So, I'm doing my part, how about you?  Right now I'm going to have Harry Reid die while having anal sex with a horse; so much for that piece of crap. Interesting Primers Parallel universes exist - study  Schlong's Unified Theory of Al Gore and Other Preposterous Phenomena