Serial Killers and Washington State

My Thesis

Click for Detailed List of Killers I've become sort of hooked on crime shows, of which there are maybe 10,000 running on cable.  Shows like "The New Detectives," "48 Hours," Psychic Detectives, "Snapped,"  "Investigative Reports," blah-blah-blah.  This last, on the Crime Channel (CI), and hosted by Bill Kurtis is the weirdest.  A typical half hour show consists of 7 minutes new material; 10 minutes of a mini-documentary about the San Jose swat team (I'm not making this up), and 13 minutes of commercials.  You can tell when their sales force hasn't sold enough commercials - a 5 second spot, "This, is the Crime and Investigation Network" plays in a 60 second loop.   City Confidential is another one that annoys the hell out of me, principally because the narrative voice of  Paul Winfield grates on me.  But that's not what this is about. It's about WTF is going on in Washington State? It struck me several months ago that WA is home to an unusual number of serial killers and snipers.  We're talking Ted Bundy, Kenneth Bianchi, Robert Lee Yates Jr., etc.  There are so many that even I am left googely by the actual number - more than 40.  FORTY! And  those are just the serial killers.  Last night I watched three shows, and all of them centered on single incident murders perped in the state of Washington.  It's obvious that strange forces are at work there.  Maybe it's mold, caused by 24/7 rain?   Now, axe yourself this.  Where will you find the greatest concentration of orchestrated, vicious, anti-American political activity? For my money it's WA, especially Olympia, where  Evergreen College serves as a petri dish, spawning a continuous supply of fresh ratbastardcommie mutant footsoldiers.  Wait! Now I'm thinking - where would you likely find the runner-up winner for serial killers?  I'm guessing California.  Where would you find another hotbed of anti-American activity?  San Francisco, right?  I think I have my doctoral thesis here - the link between psychotic murderers and anti-American political activity.  Think about it.  Now I wonder just how many people Nancy Pelosi has murdered?   She, and other likely killers like Henry Waxman, Maxine Waters, Pete Stark, Norm Dicks and Jim McDermott have a lot of 'splaining to do.  I'm asking that prosecutors seek the death penalty.