Identity Theft |
Hijacked rollerblading |
  This is not a cheap attempt to look at women The trendy new sport in Euroland is "Skeelering."
Bosh. As the rollover clearly demonstrates, this is nothing more
than good old American rollerblading - that's been popular here for a
quarter century. Invented here in the USA! It's like when
Russian commies claimed to have invented baseball, a shot across our
national bow. When you add this to the weakening US dollar, it's
pretty clear that they're getting uppity, and trying to steal our
identity. We may have to nuke them again. Wait, that was
Japan. You know what I mean. Grrrr.
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