Thursday, November 08, 2007

Tailgunner's comment

Today's Winner
Comment for the ages
I recently encountered an airhead thirty something who believed these nasty (Code Pink) womyn are doing a Good Thing. When I could listen no more to her whiny, near hysterical, irrational stream of BDS, I asked if I might say something.

"You and Code Pink absolutely have the right to peaceable assembly and the right to free speech. However, at some point one can cross the lines of decency, then sedition, and even treason. Code Pink has clearly gone somewhere over one or more of those lines, (she interrupts...I say 'shut up and let me finish please'...) Although the lines may be fuzzy, if I sent you and Code Pink back in time and you exhibited that behavior, depending on where you stopped on the timeline, JFK would condemn you, Roosevelt would intern you, Lincoln would imprison you or deport you to the enemy country and Washington would hang you. You better shut up and think what you are really saying, and thank Almighty God you are in the here and now."

I thought she was going to cry. She prolly thought I was going to bite her jugular out. Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick # posted by Anonymous : 9:06 PM EST

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Rodger,
For Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner Dick’s heroism in face of the enemy, you should install a cup holder and a Dillion calendar in his gun station on the B-52.
BRAVO!!!

Anonymous said...

Those ass holes get away with that kinda crap because good men stand by and do nothing. Although if they were really good men, they'd do something. Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner Dick did something real good, and his only fault was in not having a video camera handy to record his masterpiece for posterity.

Seems to me that should be Full Bird instead of light colonel....

Rodger the Real King of France said...

Lt. Col. Tailgunner Dick was up for review, but Samurai Attorney general TFV gigged him for constantly dribbling on the B-52 toilet seat. A girl's toilet is one of the improvements scheduled for the B-52, so that may help him next time around.

Anonymous said...

Hey King, I resemble that remark.
I do dribble some, but I don't use the friggin' toilet cuz I don't like cleaning it, my tool is too enormous for the piss tube, so I piss out the door like a real man.

All the resta y'alls, thankya very much.
Rodger wanted to make me a Field Marshall once, but anything above Lt. Col. Gen., ya gotta go to too many meetings, so I declined. I'm very happy being a Lt.Col. Gen. Tailgunner in the barn army, especially when we pull off the bomb run and I get to strafe the surviving Socialists. Rodger's gonna get me a Gau-8 30mm someday.

Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

Anonymous said...

I'm in awe. Brilliant, thank you.

Stepperg

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