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The Vajayjay is dead

Long live the  Fluffy sausage wallet

plugged “ I learned via Agent Bedhead [Oprah Winfrey item] that "Vajayjay" is out. At least according to this guy.   So, what's the replacement?  Vagina is just too clinical, and unromantic.  Any suitable replacement must be immediately evocative.  "Crotch cobbler" and " Vertical smile" are way crude.  " Round mound of repound," pure flummery.  "Seafood taco," and "Cooter," banal.  " Gash," and "Hole," superannuated.  I like "Catcher's mitt," but admit it lacks glamor.  Let's face it, the best word in the world is "c**t."  It served Chaucer, Shakespeare, and Dirty Johnny.   But, here, y'all pick your own.  ”