Curmudgeonly & Skeptical presents Boned Jello: Barn Army Drill

Sunday, December 30, 2007

Barn Army Drill

Your Barn Army

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The MOP (Massive Ordnance ) Penetrator is approximately 20.5 feet long, with a 31.5-inch diameter and a total weight of slightly less than 30,000 pounds. The weapon will carry over 5,300 pounds of explosive material and will deliver more than 10 times the explosive power of its predecessor, the BLU-109. It is designed to penetrate up to 200 feet underground before exploding. On loan to the Barn Army for field testing.

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Rodger the Real King of France 12/30/2007 07:07:00 PM 8 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
Argus Hamilton

8 comments:

Linda Sue O'Grady said...: Lets get ready to rumble...; 12/30/07, 9:29 PM
AnnoyedOne said...: So when do we start the nuking? ;-)

. o O (So many targets, so few nukes); 12/30/07, 9:54 PM
Rodger the Real King of France said...: Our Motto is "Always Ready Except Sometimes"; 12/30/07, 9:54 PM
Anonymous said...: OK Rodger, your targeting goals are still causing me concern. Liston, if it will help you reconsider your targeting and maybe direct it towards San Francisco or Pleasonton (Pelosi), I have asked my daughter to invite me to the next garage sale at her place of employment (Raytheon) where I can maybe pick up a few cool things to strap on to the B-52. She says that they have some really cool new stuff and some of the old stuff is quite exciting as well.
And my boss says we can use her Chevron card for a hundred bucks (trying to get her to 50 gallons) worth of fuel (says I gotta pay her back when business picks up).
Chuck from Tacoma; 12/31/07, 12:53 AM
Rodger the Real King of France said...: Chuck - the top command, to which you may soon be elevated - has done some reprioritizing and Pelosi land is now back to number one on the hit parade.; 12/31/07, 8:09 AM
Anonymous said...: Cool Rog, glad that Kula and I are on board. I think that snarky little college in WA that you've written about deserves some attention. A smoldering hole might set a fine example. Just a thought.
MM; 12/31/07, 10:08 AM
Anonymous said...: Ok, thanks Rodger. I'll get to work on the garage sale. I'm thinking if we go in from the east then the wash from the engines will blow the mushroom cloud towards Nevada. Maybe we can take out their "special" senator at the same time. This is gonna be fun.
Chuck from Tacoma
MM
That snarky little college is pretty close to home. We need precise, smaller stuff for them.; 12/31/07, 4:03 PM
Anonymous said...: Perfect!!! I can't wait. Of course there would be quantity discounts on large purchases!!

Are you talking about Evergreen College? The one near Olympia full of anti-war enviro commies?; 12/31/07, 6:48 PM

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Barn Army Drill

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