Friday, December 07, 2007

Snipers and Camels

Blame This on Liberals Too


I think we're all amused when Democrats grouse because we don't know what's going on in Iran, or complain we haven't killed bin-Laden yet. I speak, of course, about a quarter century of them destroying our intel capabilities, beginning with that brigand Frank Church. As for bin-Laden -- well there you have it. Because of the Democrat-Tort Law cigarette shakedown, our snipers can no longer afford to calm their nerves properly. Grrrr.

5 comments:

AnnoyedOne said...

Why not let the snipers use tort-lawyers for target practice. It's a win-win solution :-)

A1--back home from 3 days in Kalifornia.

Anonymous said...

'Lefty' O'Banion,nitro glycerin handler for a Lima Peru mining company says: Yep... I used to shake like a dog shitting razer blades til I took ole doc Gallito's advise and started smoking several packs of Camels EVERY day!...As soon as these burns heal up from the smoking in bed mishap, I'll be back on the job at Hernando Bros Mining Company, doing my duty.....Hey! How about a drink? I got a gallon of Pisco Sour.I buy it in the economy size....Come on in Amigo and watch out for the Chupacabras. They're after me ALL the time.Nasty bite!

Anonymous said...

RANSFORD D TRIGGS 12 Sep 1909 - 07 Apr 2006 aged 96
Smoking plenty of Camels must have been good for him.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

Anonymous said...

Mmmmmmmmm. Smoked camel.

Anonymous said...

I heard (sorry no link) someone asked George Burns when he turned 100 what his doctor thought of his drinking, smoking cigars and chasing young wimin. George said "My doctors dead".

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