Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Barn Strategy

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Secret Area LI Photo - Eyes Only
Now that it's apparent that things are not to be settled amicably, I've authorized release of pictures from Area LI showing additions to the B-52. 

Some time ago General Admiral DuToit expressed interest in being a door gunner, so I installed a starboard array of weaponry, as seen above.  Take your pick Kim.

Samurai Attorney General TFV has been bouncing off the walls, so for her I installed a nose gun/mooning station.  It's one thing to drop the MOAB on ratbastards from  altitude, but sometimes you just need to see them running before sending them up in smoking puffs of DNA.  Click-Click.

My next decision will be whether to indulge myself, and nuke the crap out of South Carolina on general principle.  They had a chance to make a real difference but, instead, kicked Fred Thompson off the train.  Grrrr.

PS- We still don't have a ladies bathroom door key, so don't think fundraising is over.Also, in desperate need of 8-Track tapes (we have 3 copies of the soundtrack from ".Love Story," so no more, please!) Sheesh.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

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I have an 8-Track of New Christy Minstrels Greattest Hits and one of Best of Up With People. Can't part with my Gary Puckett and the Union Gap one though....

;-]

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Rodger the Real King of France said...

Meet me at the barn

Anonymous said...

Hey now, the highlight of my day was gonna be strafing survivors from the tailgun as we pull off the bomb run. Y'all gonna leave some for me? I envy TFV's mooning window.
BTW, I don't understand the SC vote. That's a very conservative state, and falling head over heels in love with McCain seems mighty fishy to me.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

Anonymous said...

Gary Puckett and the Union Gap??? Young Girl!!!!

I grew up listening to my mom play that album over and over - haha!

Love the modifications Rodger. Even if we don't nuke SC, we should at least do a flyover so I can show them what I think!

What about a trapdoor for emptying the chamber pot instead of the ladie's room? Win-win!

TFV

BlogDog said...

I have Roger Daltrey's "Daltrey" album on 8-track for you. And unlike the good Dr., I can prove it:
http://pugsofwar.blogspot.com/2005/10/avoiding-too-many-updates-below-i-have.html

Anonymous said...

I'm stuck in a Mac only house and the stupid thing won'trecognise my USB portable disk ... piece of crap.

Rodger- the Real King of France

Anonymous said...

Dying here!!!

Stepperg

Rodger the Real King of France said...

Don't do that, and happy birthday Countess.

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