Thursday, January 10, 2008

Clueless

Not just clueless, S-T-U-P-I-D



As Rastus famously said to Liza, "With a hole that big it's mazin' yo guts don't fall out."  I am restrained by good taste from going into context, but it works with liberals too.  Writing for the NYT's Op-Ed page [Two-Buck Huck], ex-staffer Tim Egan explains why many Republicans don't like Mike Huckabee.  It's [shhhh] a class thing.  He's a rube, a gomer.

Few of Huckabee’s critics have actually come out and said what many of them think. The language is coded, as it usually is with class and race in this country. The Wall Street Journal, the anti-tax jihadists at the Club For Growth, the National Review – these pillars of Old School Republicanism have signaled that Huckabee is Not One of Ours. But they’re careful to say it’s not about class, because, of course – it is!

Class war is forbidden in the Republican playbook. But Huckabee, despite an inept last week of campaigning, has forced the Republican party to face the Wal-Mart shoppers that they have long taken advantage of. He’s here. He’s Gomer. And he’s not going away.

Liberals are so half-assedly stupid it's a wonder they guts don't fall out. 

The reason so many of us don't like Huckabee is he's a tax raising, double-talking, go-along-to-get along schmuck.  It's as simple as that.   Do real Republicans abhor John McCain for being an Arkansas rube too?  Of course not, it's for the same reason.  He's a bottom of the deck dealing, back stabbing, not-to-be-trusted MFCS. 

How do we ever lose to these people?  Really.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well let Rudy be the nominee and you will see how we lose to them. Conservatives will be so dismayed they will stay home.

Anonymous said...

That kind of looks like Jay Buttplug, the Chicago lawyer that keyed the Marines car.
Chuck from Tacoma

Juice said...

Speaking of McCain....
When he falls off the race...
How about a Clinton McCain ticket?
He's comfortable wit dem Libs AND she will not only be the first er female? candidate, but the first to *show* true bipartismship and win with "the greatest show on Earth"!

Too crazy???

Anonymous said...

An older,sloppier, and drug wracked Zamfir,demonstrates the Bulgarian Shepherd's flute in a San Francisco street.He had given up the Pan flute some years ago due to the poor sales of his television advertised albums and the kick in the mouth he received from a family goat. The injury caused painful lipwork on the pan flute, but added a certain Balkin tremolo to his renderings on the "shepherd".

Anonymous said...

How do we ever lose to these people?
Because we let them win by not caring about politics and policy, whereas they live for it; because they lie and cheat, and we're too apathetic not to call them on it; because we have the decency and dignity not to stoop to their level.
Politics is like a back-alley brawl, where you must use all available weapons to win.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

OregonGuy said...

Some view Guiliani as the Anti-Whatever. Won't be truly satisfied unless some nutbug like whazzhizzname from Texas gets the nomination.

Paul. That's it. Ron Paul. We need more Rons.

Anonymous said...

I never thought Rudy was the devil if that is what you are inferring.The problem there is hardly ant difference between him and Fennis Kuchnich or Hillary on the issues. Hillary might be a little more conservative than Rudy. Also no Conservative I know would pee on Ron Paul much less vote for the nut. Last night he looked like he should have had a tag on him giving him address in case he is lost.All he needed was a football helmet on to complete the picture.

Anonymous said...

Wouldn't Johnny Mac be an "Arizona" rube? Would you buy a used car... etc etc etc after "this is not amnesty" and Campaign Finance "Reform".

Rons, rons, rons, all we need is morerons around here. Not.
tomw

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