| “ | A man wearing a Republican pin walks into a bar and sees a picture of Bill & Hillary hanging behind the bartender.
He calls the bartender over and says, "You should take that picture
down. The Clintons are a blight upon this nation. They should both be in prison.
The bartender, a life-long Democrat, is completely offended.
"Why you Nazi piece of garbage. How dare you come into my bar and tell me how to run my business!"
"Listen, I'm the customer, so I'm always right." the man says.
"That picture offends me, so I want you to take it down."
"That tears it," the bartender says, "How would you like it if I came into your bar and told you what to do?"
"Well, you'd be the customer, so you'd be right," the man says.
"Fine, then let's switch places," the bartender says.
So, they do.
The man takes the bartender's place behind the bar, and the
bartender walks outside, waits a moment, and then comes back inside.
The bartender sits at the bar and says to the bar, "You should take
that pin off. The Republicans are destroying our country with their right-wing agenda."
"Sorry," the man says, "but we don't serve Democrats here."
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