Friday, January 11, 2008

Huckabee eats ass

Sis-Boom-Bah! Kick 'em in da ass!



This "vanity post," by a Fred supporter on Freerepublic, FWIW.  Personally, I'd drop Huckabee down one of those abandoned Arkansas wells the Dixie Mafia used to great advantage in the Clinton era.

Fred’s strategy has always been to start in SC, and use that to sweep the southern states – namely SC, Ala, Ga, Tenn, NC, Miss, LA, Tex. By winning those he would build a good number of delegates and have a solid shot at the nomination. That was his plan.

The monkey-wrench in that plan has become Mike Huckabee.

John McCain is not Fred’s main rival in the states Fred is targeting. That is why Fred is not attacking him like he is Huckabee. Yes, I know that Fred and John are close personal friends, but trust me there are no friends in politics. If Fred needed to hurt John he would.

The simple fact is John is a non-factor in the South, as long as there is no one else to split votes with Fred. McCain’s 25% in the polls in SC is his HIGH POINT. He will NEVER get over 30% in any southern state. He is maxed out. In the South, McCain is like the fart in church, there will be a lot of noise and a lot of disgusted faces.

So, Fred needs to get rid of the competition for the other 60%. Rudy? Not a factor anywhere but New Yawk south, otherwise known as Florida. Mitt? Massachusetts pretty boy – need I say more? 10-20% MAX.

That leaves one person – Huckabee. Huck is the only obstacle to a Fred sweep in the south, ergo HUCK MUST GO. Fred started the destruction of Huckabee last night.

Which leads to point two: Mean old Fred Thompson picking on Huckabee. Three words about that – BOO-FRICKIN-HOO!

This is not nicey nice Iowa, or touchy feely New Hampshire. This is the SOUTH! Home of BBQ, NASCAR, Sweet tea, and NEGATIVE CAMPAIGNING! Attack ads and negative campaigns are not shunned in the south, they are an ART FORM.

Thompson was campaigning to the people of South Carolina and the entire south last night, and trust me – they lapped that blistering attack on Huckabee up like a blue tick hound on a bowl water on an August day in Bama.


4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ironically, I was very sick yesterday. So when I got my "Fred 08" gear not only did that brighten my day, but the heavy dosage of hydrocodone made Ron Paul even funner to wacth as Fred went to slappying the Huckster around the room.

Theres nting like tripping some perscrition meds while Fred went hammertime on the Huck and Ron Paul got owned for not even listening to Hume's question.

Juice said...

Great article. Even better photo shop!

Anonymous said...

"Up Scope!"....."Range..Mark"...."Whoa. Hold that torpedo!"

Anonymous said...

Great analysis. The Huckster and that is exactly what he is will not be President of this country. The real hope of this nation and the Repubs lies with Fred & Mitt. All the Huckster is doing is screwing eveything up and helping the democrats.

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