Friday, January 18, 2008

Irish Humor

Tiff

“My god! What happened to you?" the bartender asks Kelly as he hobbles in on a crutch, one arm in a cast.

"I got in a tiff with Riley."

"Riley? He's just a wee fellow," the barkeep replies surprised, "He must have had something in his hand."

"That he did," Kelly said, "A shovel it was."

"Dear Lord. Didn't you have anything in your hand?"

"Aye, that I did - Mrs. Riley's right boob," Kelly replies, "and a beautiful thing it is, but not much use in a fight!" 		”

1/18/2008 04:17:00 PM 1 Comments

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Anonymous said...

Guy(his name is Guy) in the foolscap is grinnin like a possum cause he know's that's Cecil and Clyde in drag...Hank is very inebreiated... and in love.

1/19/08, 11:00 AM

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