Monday, January 14, 2008

That idiot whose name begins with "Britney"

She could opt to become Michael Jackson's Sow Instead




“ ISLAMABAD: What is it about Pakistani men that glamorous women from the West find so irresistible? The latest rumour of pop singer Britney Spears possibly converting to Islam and moving to Pakistan with her companion Adnan Ghalib has set off a debate among women in the country.

The grapevine is abuzz with twice-divorced singer Spear's romance with little known Ghalib, a man of Pakistani origin. Spears, according to Britain's Sun newspaper, wanted to fake her death and embrace Islam and move to Pakistan and start a new life!  [Times of India Story]
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1/14/2008 09:06:00 AM 8 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
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8 comments:

cmblake6 said...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! And let's see just how long THAT would last!

1/14/08, 9:58 AM
Anonymous said...

"Promise her anything but give her"Sharia.......Well.Throw in the Arpege if you want.

1/14/08, 10:04 AM
Anonymous said...

I think that is a wonderful idea. Please take her off of our hands.

1/14/08, 10:26 AM
K-nine said...

she just heard that women like her get stoned every day over there.

1/14/08, 1:36 PM
MCPO Airdale said...

Does she need money for the one-way ticket?

1/14/08, 2:15 PM
Anonymous said...

She's a troubled lass, and an object of pity.

Casca

1/14/08, 3:07 PM
Bob Hawkins said...

How many camels do we have to send them to take her?

1/14/08, 6:38 PM
closed said...

It wouldn't work out that way.

If she married a moslem, he would take her to his home country, confine her to his home, and milk her estate of every dime in it.

Once she was pennyless, unable to earn more money, and her looks gone, he will divorce her and kick her out.

She will then end up on the doorstep of the nearest US consulate, and eventually get shipped back to the US at her family's expense.

I think the best thing that could happen to her now would be getting her committed, and getting her money into a trust run by an appointed guardian.

She should have control of her money again only if she regains her sanity.

1/15/08, 12:58 AM

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