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request approved, the photographer used a cell phone to call the local
airport to charter a flight. He was told a twin engine plane would be
waiting for him at the airport.
Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a
hanger. He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and
shouted, "Let's go".
The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off.
Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, "Fly over the
valley and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the
hillsides."
"Why?" asked the pilot.
"Because I'm a photographer for Fox Cable News," he responded. "And I need to get some close up shots."
The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally he stammered, "So,
what you're telling me, is . . you're NOT my flight instructor?"
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Merrily
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