Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Barn News

Barn Army News

Don M, Annoyed One, Kees-Kennis

During the secret war council last night, a number of folks bitterly object3ed to shelling g out the $850 uniform assessment, so the the; with it.  Actually this is good. We are citizen soldiers, and we'll look like it.  As you can see, I'm redoing everyone in pharmaceutical; quality poses.  That's so you'll look good on the coffee mug.  I'm trying to get through 3 a day, and they are in no particular order, just what the pitchfork comes up with when I jab the pile.  Did you notice?  We're going to hang people.  None of that pussy lethal injection stuff.  Teresa wants to behead someone, so we'll give her the Code Pink crowd.  Forgive the spelling, we're having a hell of a do here at the barn.  Wish you could be here.  Oh. right. I just found out I'm the real Archbishop of Canterbury. Wow, I have a full plate.

PS - If you would like to remain anonymous, let me know.  Thanks.

13 comments:

KeesKennis said...

Rodge, that is great, thanks.
But if you stay the real King of France we could re-introduce the guillotine.

Wollf Howlsatmoon said...

Hey, Sire, I've been wondering...how come we can't see the Mounties' hands...and why are the lovely ladies in front of him sporting Mona Lisa smiles?

I am beginning to dislike Canucks.
Yannow?
Wollf........15

AnnoyedOne said...

Rodger,
You have no idea :-) I have one of those Aussie shirts (& cricket bat) except mine is green ;-)

Rodger the Real King of France said...

I have no idea? When are y'all gonna believe that my Shlong-o-vision device lets me see you? Sometimes I avert my eyes, but sometimes I don't/.

Anonymous said...

Forgive the silly ignorant Jewish girl, Rodger, but do I call you Bishop, or Archbishop? And... you want me take out that imposter for ya? I'd be happy to do so!

AnnoyedOne said...

Um, I was just in the shower and felt someone watching me. Was that you? ;-)

Rodger the Real King of France said...

No, I averted my eyes ... nice abs Linda. And yes, by all means. Take her out!

Anonymous said...

The Mounties hands are right where they need to be for support. Besides, the ladies like the uniform, it's good to be the Canuck.
Paul C.

Anonymous said...

How anonymous?

Casca

Kim du Toit said...

Guillotines are too quick. Simple hanging, no trapdoor, is what's called for.

I'd add drawing and quartering, but there's that "cruel and unusual" restriction in the Constitution, damnit.

Rodger the Real King of France said...

'Zactly General du Toit - which is why the gallows will play a prominent role in the new regime!

Rodger the Real King of France said...

Casca- By Anonymous, I mean having your name tied to your picture. And I'm still waiting for yours. Use your son's, he's quite a dashing chap - if you'd rather not use your own.

Anonymous said...

How 'bout firing squad, then?
(The pic I sent Rodger would be perfect...)

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