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A proper response |
What a great opportunity, perhaps
our last, for the United States to cement PAX
AMRICANA. A thousand years of peace. Of course you've
already thought the same thing, right? It's this.
Before every two-bit,
half-baked commie nation, principality (I like irony) and ghetto buys
the technology at Radio Shack, here's what we do. Announce to the
world (China and Russia, and Islamos) "You're right, and starting
tomorrow we're eliminating every satellite of yours too!" That's right. Henceforth, they will not be allowed to place anything
into space without our oversight and permission. Nothing.
We'll immediately send our space shuttles about, vacuuming the heavens
of their iron, and with it their ability to wage modern
war.
But, Rodge, is it fair for commies to be deprived of satellite television?
Not to worry. Other nations will be allowed approved, licensed communications hardware, but via our delivery.
I know what you're still saying. "But, Rodge, our Democrats and Liberal nincompoops will never let that happen!"
And that, boys and girls, is why we have the Barn Army. Let the trap doors spring to life. USA! UAS! USA! I'm not kidding. You know I'm right. |