Monday, February 25, 2008

Payback is so sweet

"I do not believe the Iranians are developing a nuclear beumb"



The observant among us have been asking, for years, to be shown that single example of a Hillary Clinton project that didn't wind up crashed on the rocks, or smothered in scandal?  So, now that her bodyguard of lies media have deserted her  for the Obama chimera, we deserve to revel in our "I told you's."  Like  Bill & Hillary Clouseau?  Enjoy.

Initially feared and prohibitively favored, the campaign of Hillary Clinton in its death spiral has devolved into Pink Panther-like absurdity.  Originally described as a juggernaut, the terms that most accurately describe Hillary's campaign now are bumbling and incoherent.

Perhaps when Mrs. Clinton speaks she could adopt the delightful accent of Inspector Clouseau:  "I do not believe the Iranians are developing a nuclear beumb;"  or " I believe global warming is harming the habitat of the minkies."  It may not garner any more votes, but it could relieve some of the tedium that now gives her efforts the depressing aura of a Greek tragedy.

Just when Hillary began to gain a little traction, reports of Norman Hsu and Chinese busboys began springing impromptu media attacks, Kato-like from behind closed campaign doors.  This was followed by increasingly smarmy digs by the presumptive first-Hubby:  "Does your husband bite?  No, but-Zat iz not my husband!" [etc]

1 comment:

Juice said...

This was the first thing I read earlier this morning. So true. Your Photo Shop is great. The article reminded me of a caller to Rush last week who likened Obamania to Peter Seller's character, Chance, in the movie,Being There. Isn't it interesting that both Dem candidates have been likened to Peter Sellers characters? Ahem...

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