Mississippi Gov. Haley Barbour (left) says,"I need me some pork rinds, dammit."
| “ | Two Republicans and a 'Crat member of Mississippi's state's House of Representatives introduced a bill that would make it illegal for restaurants to serve the obese.
It is my fervent wish that the trio be dropped head first down an
active outhouse hole, and kept there until their lungs are filled with
hardened poop. But then, Gov. Haley Barbour (who I think is the current
best hope for the Republican party, and thus the nation) appears to be
a bit of a trencherman himself, so I doubt the bill has a chance.
Still, the rash of insufferable prigs determined to deprive us of all
enjoyment is now officially a plague, and needs eradication. I
don't know. Burn their homes, slash their tires, kill their pets,
whatever it takes to rid us of this pestilence. Of course I mean
this in the kindest way possible.
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