Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Boo freaking Hoo

Wild Bill Spitzer



Every time I look at New York Gov. Elliot Spitzer I see "Wild Bill," the pervert serial killer from Silence of the Lambs.  Now this guy
Jimmy Swaggert
is added to my olio of Spitzer imagery.  I've received a number of e-mails about Spitzer's current plight (getting caught), but this from "dlttylr" wins.

Do you think Mrs. Spitzer Swallows?

Not any more. Good.  As New York's Attorney General, Spitzer displayed all of  predecessor Rudy Giuliani's worst traits, and none of the good. 

Spitzer himself does not deserve an ounce of sympathy for the public humiliation he is set to endure, because he built his career on the public humiliation of others.

Back in 2002, as a wave of corporate scandals rocked Wall Street and the Securities and Exchange Commission was seen by some as too slow to respond, Spitzer cleverly seized on an opportunity to make his name. By broadly defining his role as New York's Attorney General and using any angle he could, Spitzer aggressively prosecuted corporate malfeasance, whether it was real or perceived.


THOSE WHO ARE TEMPTED to see Spitzer's "appointment" with a $5,000 prostitute as a private matter should remember Jack Grubman. The former star analyst at Salomon Smith Barney was forced to accept a lifetime ban from the securities industry as part of a as a larger $1.4 billion settlement Spitzer reached to combat the problem of research analysts publicly touting the stocks of companies that they were seeking investment banking business from.

While there was plenty to criticize in Grubman's behavior, over the course of the probe, he was publicly humiliated by the exposure of sexually-explicit emails he exchanged with a female client that were unearthed by Spitzer's office.

Spitzer's career as prosecutor was not only characterized by overzealousness, but by a sanctimonious attitude toward his enemies that helped mask his own shady dealings, including the fact that his wealthy father bankrolled his political career by questionable means. [Eliot Rex by Philip Klein ] 

The last news item I read last night was "Sources: Spitzer Resignation Expected -Lt. Gov. David Paterson Could Be Sworn In Within 48 Hours."  Right.  My money says Spitzer has more Larry Craig in him (Elliot, the world cannot survive your absence) than he has James McGreevey.  Personally, I think Spitzer is the ideal Governor for New York.  It's what we expect

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

He'll ride it out. He will still be governor next week and next month and next year.

Anonymous said...

C'mon...Any man THAT fugly, you KNOW he's got to be paying for it.

Rodger the Real King of France said...

New Yorkers expect no less

Anonymous said...

As a New Yorker, I'm thrilled to have a sociopathic reprobate as my Governor. I hope he and his wife dig in like the Clintons did 10 years ago.

"Ho No!" was the NY Post's headline this morning. This is going to be fun.

Harry over at "Chase Me Ladies" shared words of wisdom a while back: "Having testicles is like being chained to the village idiot." DD

Truer words were never spoken.

Anonymous said...

I thought I was the only fan of Harry around here.

Casca

AnnoyedOne said...

Do you think Mrs. Spitzer Swallows?

Just a guess but I'd say Spitzer was paying hookers to give him blowjobs cause the wife wouldn't.

Gayle Miller said...

Spitzer, you swine, you are indeed fortunate that you aren’t the spouse of any of the women in my car pool – you’d have been giving your “apology” from an emergency room where doctors worked feverishly to remove a cast iron frying pan which has justifiably been embedded in your head!

Anonymous said...

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My whole take on the situation is not whether he was a Republican or a donk. It's the fact that he paid over $4,000.00 for a hooker!!! I'm sorry but NOBODY is worth that...

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Anonymous said...

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Then again, I look at the next picture.....

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Anonymous said...

Spitzer has 3 teenaged daughters. Probably the real nasty stuff he was paying the prostitute to do is the kind of stuff he knew his daughters would soon be doing with their boyfriends.

Anonymous said...

Hey! How come big shot powerful people like Spitzer, Obama, the Clintons, Bush, LBJ, Nixon, had all daughters? Do they use all their testosterone gaining power and have none left to make boy babies? Hell, even Instapundit and some of those Volokh boys are son-free. Someone should do a study...

Rodger the Real King of France said...

Here's what we know. The vagina, and sperm carrying female dna are acidic. Male sperm are not, so the farther they have to swim up the vaginal canal, the more likely they'll die before reaching the egg. If the egg is blasted head-on, the likelihood of male progeny is greatly increased. Ergo, sperm that start from New Jersey will never make it. Figure it out.

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